We believe this is called #goals. Just look at this winner: Dusty boots straight from the trail, brown khakis that look like they’re on backward, dashing suspenders to prevent slippage, a wide-brimmed hat, and sunglasses to keep the sun out of the eyes. Beautiful.
To top it all off, he adds a black shirt with the word “whatever,” telling you exactly what he thinks about our opinion. This is the kind of guy who has forged his own trail (on an actual horse, probably) his entire life, and he doesn’t give a rip if you don’t approve. Oh, but we do, Sheriff.
Taking Things Back to the Eighties
The mullet was once the hairstyle du jour for men who wanted to be hip and happening, but that time has long since faded (no pun intended). In fact, it's been the good part of four decades since it was remotely a thing. This cool cat, however, isn't prepared to let that decade fade away.
Despite the fact that this bit of hair looks about as natural as a blue mustache, he seems to have no idea that others might be laughing at his coif. The color is all wrong, the layering is obvious, and unless we're mistaken, he has a little ponytail poking out the back of the flow!
This Cowgirl Is Ready to Ride
There are lots of terrible outfits that you'll find at a Walmart, but this isn't one of them. This ensemble needs to be elevated onto a podium for all to see and marvel at. Nobody will ever be able to top this. It shouldn't work – the boots, the overall shorts, the hair. And yet, somehow, it all fits together like a 3D puzzle.
Maybe it's because the boots and the top match. Maybe it's the lack of wrinkles on the top that gives it a smooth appearance. Maybe it's the symmetrical revealing of the fashionable underpants that the overalls provide. Truly a mystery.
We're not entirely sure why this guy felt the need to cover both his hands and his entire head in plastic bags. One thing's for sure though, he looks absolutely ridiculous. Someone should tell him that putting a plastic bag on your head is a surefire way to suffocate to death.
It kind of defeats the purpose of stocking up on a lifetime supply of water and bananas. He clearly doesn't want to get any germs on his face or hands. And yet, he's happy to expose most of the rest of his body by wearing just some shorts and a tank top.
They See Me Ridin Dirty
One of the best things about Walmart is just how much there is for the shopper. It's really a one-stop shop for almost everything you could need, especially if you're shopping at a Supercenter, which includes a grocery store. This guy, for instance, can stop by and pick up bro t-shirts, backward baseball caps, black jeans, and tiny bikes, all in one convenient place.
You might not exactly be able to drift with training wheels on your ride, but you can still get up to a pretty good clip. Make sure to wear a tiny helmet at the same time, to protect your tiny brain.