Some people work incredibly difficult hours so if they find the time to sit back and relax, they will take it whenever, wherever. This woman was at that point of needing a break and she saw Walmart as the perfect opportunity to take it.
What we’re still struggling with here is her decision to cover herself with meat inside the fridge. Of course, everyone is entitled to their own decisions and preferences but this one is just exceptionally bizarre. Look, we love meat as much as the next person, but we don’t love it enough to pick it up after a human being slept on it.
Someone Call Nike!
This is something you don’t see every day. Instead of throwing out a pair of shoes and getting a new pair, this woman decided to turn her sneakers into what we’d like to call sneaker sandals. Or as we like to call them: "Snandals." Yeah, it doesn't really roll off the tongue so well, does it?
Creative? Yes. Sustainable? Definitely. Brave? Indeed. Do we think we will ever be caught dead wearing these? Not if our cold, deceased body has anything to do about it. We respect the effort to think outside the box. But this time dude, you failed on all fronts.
An Unlikely Mascot
While service pets or guide pets are permitted in Walmart, bringing a pet into the store is strictly forbidden. But it seems like this guy didn't get the memo when he stepped foot into the superstore. And it wasn't even a typical pet, like a dog or a cat, that he brought in with him.
He had a squirrel on his shoulder. Now, unless that squirrel assists him in getting around the place because he's visually impaired, we'd say this is just as prohibited as anything else. At least the little critter is on a leash, so he won't start looking for nuts anytime soon.
A Stain on Society
Warning - this image is a little suggestive. Now we're not spelling out what that suspicious stain on the customer's backside could be. We'd hate to jump to conclusions. We just hope that the person who took the photo was breathing through their mouth before they took it.
Unfortunately, because Walmarts are usually so big, it might take a few minutes to find the restroom there. So if you gotta go, then it might have to happen in Aisle 5. If anything, this is Walmart's fart, sorry, we mean fault, for making their stores so darn big! Ok, moving on.
We Found Goldilocks
While rules might apply to the staff of Walmart, customers aren't restricted when it comes to how they dress. More specifically, they can have whatever hairstyle they wish, as long as it doesn't end up in the meat section. This person captured an image of a customer who had let their hair grow just a bit too long.
We're not sure whether to refer to her as Rapunzel or Rapulsive. What's stopping her from tripping on her own hair and landing face-first on the aisle floor? To be honest, this could happen anywhere, not just Walmart. This is a health and safety hasn't waiting to happen.