You are going to see a lot of…unexpected fashion choices at your local Walmart. Everybody goes there every once in a while, even if it’s just to pick up quick party supplies. Some people will hit it up wearing whatever they can, just because, well, it is a Walmart. Nobody is dressed up.
Still, maybe this lady should have checked the mirror before she stepped outside. Those color sandals with that color top? Unfortunately, the pants are even more eye-catching, which makes it so nobody can miss the rest of her missteps. It’s not the most shocking photo on this list, but it earns its place.
Will He Live to Tell the Tail?
There comes a time in life when one needs to look at themselves in the mirror and say, "Enough is enough, my hair has grown too long." Because let's face it, hair can get so long that it ends up becoming a safety hazard. And while it's perfectly fine for people to sport ponytails, even in Walmart, they can be way too long.
What's more, is that they can cause you to trip on them, and that's no fun whatsoever. Also, he could use that thing as a weapon, we imagine he could very easily strangle someone with it if he gets angry enough.
We can think of nothing better. Nothing is more...emblematic of what it's like to be in a Walmart than a wig that was aimed at a trash can but MISSED. Very, very, very close to being absolute garbage, and maybe one of us should just nudge it in there one of these days.
Trashy, yet trying to present itself as perfectly natural. Low quality, yet you only see that once you look closely enough. Clearly not the best choice for almost anything, but it gets the job done if you're running out of time. It's a pretty creepy sight, to be honest.
Two Dudes, One Beard
We get it, we really do. Everybody wants to look like Santa Claus, especially when the colder months are approaching. As the mercury drops, people start picking up red caps, fake beards, padded bellies, and black leather boots.
Once you hit December, however, the pickings start to seem a little slim. These two guys have to make do with trading off on a stringy beard that looks more like it's a mop than a bit of facial hair. Maybe they will swap it every other day or something like that because two guys trying to wear one beard never seems like it will be fun.
Just Got Out of Shawshank
You know and we know that there are some memorable outfits to be found on the shoppers at Walmart, but this one just seems ridiculous. This lady for real dressed in a matching top and pants that have horizontal black and white stripes, and even added a matching cap.
In fact, we're pretty sure that there's some kind of name tag or something on the front that looks like a prisoner's number. We're going to go with the idea that this lady is on her way to a Halloween party and wants to pick up some snacks. And you know what? She kinda rocks it.