This kind of sentiment is common enough that it was even on t-shirts that teens would wear during the aughts. And here’s the thing about this – if you are somebody who literally has to be dragged to the altar by your better half, then just don’t get married! If she’s demanding it, then you need to drop that lady, buster! Find someone that you actually want to marry!
Yes, fine, the cake looks good, but we’re just not a big fan of the whole idea that men hate marriage. Men love getting married! In fact, half of the people getting married are men! You’d just have to assume that some of them are okay with the idea of marriage.
It’s the Cake’s Time to Shine
Back in the day, there were a lot of cakes that kind of amounted to being the same thing. A little square of yellow cake mix with some white frosting. Maybe it was a little different on the inside, or maybe it was a little different on the outside, but that was the long and short of it. Well, no longer!
Now, you can get a rad cake like this one, which has a couple of happy little bears on top of it, surrounded by sparklers that are firing into the air at the wedding reception. As an added bonus, this keeps people from getting too close to the dessert table before it’s time for the cake to be served. It’s an odd choice, to be sure, but it’s still fun.
Found It in the Yard
This is what happens when you try to save money on a wedding cake for your stepdaughter’s wedding. It looks like it’s the kind of thing that crawls out of a fallen log in the forest. We’re told that it’s a regular cake with coconut pecan buttercream, but the thing about buttercream is it just doesn’t have a good time in the heat.
If you try to put it together without allowing things to cool (or when the weather isn’t working in your favor) this just might be the result. However, we’re told that the cake, while a bit saggy, still tasted great, and now it’s a funny story to tell whenever family members get together. It was too many layers and the wrong time to assemble, but all is well with time.
A Very Heavy Cake
The person that had to transport this dessert was in for a surprise. Unless...oh, it’s probably just all frosting. That’s too bad. That would make for a unique cake if it actually had a ball and chain on it. The person making this cake pointed out that humor is a big part of any relationship, and that the couple who had requested this one might have mastered the art.
No, they haven’t – they’re still stuck in a very juvenile way of looking at marriage and they think it’s funny. However, the cake has alternating chocolate mousse and caramel filling, so at least the interior is worth the hefty price. And despite not liking the actual idea, the ball and chain do look pretty realistic. At least it has that going for it.
When Do They Turn Into Butterflies?
Talk about your non-traditional wedding cake. Instead of tiers rising up from a platter, this cake appears to be a single tier that looks like a log (may or may not actually be cake) and then a pair of huge caterpillars that look like they’re having the time of their life. That alone is something memorable, but then you notice that there are tons of tiny little caterpillars all over the place, like Swiss Cake Rolls that have fun faces.
These are likely things for the guests to eat, while the bride and groom get the big cake all to themselves. It is their day, after all. The little cakes don’t look like they’re hard to make at all. The faces would be the hardest part by far.