Either the designer was feeling extra generous that day, or he got a bit confused measuring the size of the earrings. Is it just us, or has this bride taken it all the way with those two white things on her head?
We understand that during the 1980s, fashion trends were different, however, there is being different, and there is this!
The Floral Arrangement
Who needs a bouquet when there are hundreds of flowers sewn into your dress? Oh, and in case anyone has missed it, she’s wearing flowers on her head too. One thing’s for sure – this bride smells wonderful.
Maybe there was a misunderstanding between the bride, the wedding producer, and the dress designer, and initially, those flowers were supposed to be table arrangements.
More Questions Than Answers
So many questions can be asked about this picture. Why is there a beach hat on the bride's head? Is the ribbon supposed to be there? Why was this photographed? What was the designer thinking?
The few things we do know, however, are that this is taken from a 1980s catwalk (which explains everything) and it's from a spring and summer collection (don't ask).
Long Train Running
One way of getting your guests to stand still and not block anyone’s view during the ceremony is to let them hold the dress’s train. Unfortunately, the train is rarely that long. With this bride, all the guests are taking part in the event.
So, if you ever have a day off with nothing really important to do, head up into town, look for a bride, groom, and a long veil, and hop on.
She Works Hard for Her Money
A wedding made of money notes? Bizzar, even if you are Naomi Campbell. We mean, what is she trying to say? Look at me; I have got so much money I don't know what to do with it.
The dress is made from sheets of newspaper and dollar bills. It's one of those things that, no matter how hard you try, just can't work.