Who wouldn’t want this? A shirt with a picture of someone wearing that same shirt, where do we sign up? Let’s say we will wear this shirt, will that mean we’ll give birth in July? Will we give birth to the woman on the shirt?
Who thought of this stupid design? And maybe the most burning question of them all is, has anyone ever bought it?
What's Your Emergency?
Okay, so first, we have to put it out there, there's just no way the kids these crayons are intended for have ever seen a phone that looks like that.
A picture of a cell phone would have made more sense to them. But that's not the only thing that makes no sense here. What would the emergency be? A kid that can't find the red crayon?
Baby Changing Room
Finally! A sign we can very easily read! This bathroom stall is for everyone, men, women, disabled, and women who need to remove their babies' heads. Or maybe, they just need to put it back on? Either way works.
Oh wait, we feel so foolish for not understanding it's a baby changing room. Is that where you can put one baby and get another one instead?
What do you mean don't put beverages in cup holders? What should we use this cup holder for, if not to hold our drinks?
Which warning will come next? Please don't sit on the chair? Or maybe, please don't sleep on the bed? Wait, we have a better one — please don't read this article! Are you still reading? We told you to stop!
You Only Had One Job
They say that the cobbler's children have no shoes, but we've never heard it said that the carpentry can't make itself a new wooden sign! What a disgrace.
We feel like there's no excuse in this case. They already have the materials and they wouldn't have to pay anyone for the labor. Also, who would trust a carpentry with a paper sign?