Since when the majority of people read something, we read it from left to right, and then top to bottom, this sign has it all wrong. They tried to make it legible by using different colors to separate the phrases, but it still just looks confusing.
It’s even worse that it’s a sign talking about car accidents. This is the kind of thing that causes anxiety attacks.
Waiting for a Lift
This guy is probably feeling a little left out on the joke – if that’s even what this was. It was either that or someone just really didn’t think about proper placement for this sign.
Maybe this should be a few feet over near the actual entrance to the stairs, instead.
Risky Business
We get that this company wanted to cut costs on the packaging, but they probably should have done something to differentiate these two packages. Say you’re just trying to take a nap and you wind up stuck on the toilet for three hours?
Or, you actually want to clean your colon and you just knock yourself out for eight hours in the middle of the day, instead? We’d use some red tape or something on one of them, just in case.
Coloration Station
You’d think that there would be quite a lengthy process in packaging bread and getting it all the way to the shelves. And yet none of the people at this company thought that using a green logo on their bread was a bad idea? Not only is it just one stamp on the front of the bag, either.
All it would have taken is a different color and they probably wouldn’t have scared off so many potential customers.
Hammer Time Baby
Hey, always remember, if your baby is going to handle a hammer and nails, make sure they wear a hard hat. That way, if they’re going to hammer a plank to their thigh, at least their head will be protected. That sounds pretty ridiculous, doesn’t it? But apparently, they teach kids to build things before they can even talk.
The whole supervision thing doesn’t seem to be working, either, since disaster is one strike away.