Kruger & Matz have just won the prize for the worst phrasing and marketing failure ever.
We understand that English is maybe not your first language, but if you’re going to advertise something, make sure it doesn’t have a double meaning! Especially one like that!
The Optical Illusion Supermarket
This supermarket looks more like a carnival funhouse than a place to buy groceries. We're all for modern and groovy design, but this just makes us nauseous. And the supermarket is really not a place where you want to be sick.
That being said, maybe the manager is very OCD, and can only stock aisle 4 when he steps on the brown lines. He's just making his life easier by design.
The Frisbee With Two Mouths
Not that kids, or whoever is using this Frisbee, would mind that the little smiley face on it isn't a Rembrandt. But, it should at least respect the basics of a face's anatomy, like a tongue coming out of a mouth, and not a nose.
Maybe the toy company was feeling cheeky and decided to make their Frisbee smiley have two mouths because they're just cool like that.
The Headless Schoolboy
Printing something on the side of a bus can be tricky - the proportions, the placing, the moving doors. However, this is why it's usually done by professionals. Because otherwise, this smiling child ends up looking like a decapitated schoolboy.
Whatever this ad was promoting, it's safe to say that sales won't see a significant increase this year.
The Existential Stairs
This looks like a movie set for Spike Jonze's 'Being John Malkovich. Honestly, there could be no other possible, or logical, explanation as to why somebody would do this.
Unless the building owners were betting to see who had the first accident while using the stairs.