What do you mean don’t put beverages in cup holders? What should we use this cup holder for, if not to hold our drinks?
Which warning will come next? Please don’t sit on the chair? Or maybe, please don’t sleep on the bed? Wait, we have a better one — please don’t read this article! Are you still reading? We told you to stop!
Stating the Obvious
This seems like it should have been pretty straightforward. If for some reason, you have a door that floats above the ground, a flight of three stairs should do the trick.
But — and we feel silly for having to say this — you should make sure the flight of stairs you build actually leads to the door and not into the wall...
You Only Had One Job
They say that the cobbler's children have no shoes, but we've never heard it said that the carpentry can't make itself a new wooden sign! What a disgrace.
We feel like there's no excuse in this case. They already have the materials and they wouldn't have to pay anyone for the labor. Also, who would trust a carpentry with a paper sign?
So Many Questions
Who wouldn't want this? A shirt with a picture of someone wearing that same shirt, where do we sign up? Let's say we will wear this shirt, will that mean we'll give birth in July? Will we give birth to the woman on the shirt?
Who thought of this stupid design? And maybe the most burning question of them all is, has anyone ever bought it?
Baby Changing Room
Finally! A sign we can very easily read! This bathroom stall is for everyone, men, women, disabled, and women who need to remove their babies' heads. Or maybe, they just need to put it back on? Either way works.
Oh wait, we feel so foolish for not understanding it's a baby changing room. Is that where you can put one baby and get another one instead?