You have to give it to Grandma for always keeping it real. Sure, she might be dangerously walking the line between candid and inappropriate, but she’s out there asking the right questions, ok? Everything about this is chaotic – the abrupt comment, her profile picture that appears to be an upside-down American flag, and the disturbing fact that Harold seems to have been buried alive!
Grandma NEEDS to know the recipe. She’s thought about it far too often and for too long now. It’s so urgent that she typed “potota” instead of “potato.” Was it paprika or cumin, Diane? How were those potatoes so creamy, Diane? We’re sorry Grandma, but we’re sure Diane’s taken the recipe to her grave.
We Aren't the Real Senators
The Harrisburg Senators are a minor league team that hails from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. They're the Double-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals, which is about as close to real power as they get. Ethel really wanted to make sure people knew her stance on the matter, so she tweeted this same all-caps screed about preventing voter fraud to everybody she came across on Twitter.
Well, as long as there's only one noisy weirdo during election season on that platform, that's all right. (Checks Twitter) Oh noo........ Truth be told, in this day an age, any organization sporting the red, white and blue can be misleading for any random spectator.
Keeping Up with Grandma
Before Facebook began asking us what was on our minds, there was always Grandma. She’s among the first people we run to with news of any kind. And this is a two-way street. Grandma is as eager to share, and her skills have reached the ultimate level since joining Facebook. You can try to keep proposal plans under wraps.
But as soon as Grandma catches wind of them, you can bet there will be comments everywhere on your Facebook page. Bless her heart, she just wants you to be in the loop, but sometimes her excitement can get the best of her. Grandma probably has more Facebook friends than you. You can count on her for everything, even spreading the word far and wide! Especially that!
Breaking the System
It looks like someone decided to take control of their Facebook destiny. They’ve accidentally uploaded tips and tricks to bypass the system in their profile bio. Are you sick of algorithms running your life? Meet the genius who has figured that the best way to beat the system is from within – use Facebook to trash Facebook!
It’s all very (ahem) meta! So, you thought you were a social media ninja? Meet Grandma, commonly referred to as “Hey Boomer!” She’s the queen of stealth mode when she wants to be. Nobody tells Grandma what she can or can’t see on her news feed! Grandma’s like a hacker, but instead of breaking into computers, she's breaking into and dismantling the fabric of Facebook itself.
When Xbox Meets Breakfast
Crazy things happen when people skip coffee in the morning or forget their glasses. Everyone’s confused about what’s up for sale. Is it an Xbox? Is it breakfast? Can we order either on Amazon Prime? Seriously people - pay attention! The post isn't about an Xbox.
That is clearly a picture of breakfast, or have we all become collectively blind? You know what they say - people only see things they want to see. But did we anticipate people taking things so literally? They also say anything can happen on the internet, and that's probably the only thing that makes sense here.