Why make a naughty or nice list when you can add random strangers to a Facebook group and check who reports you for spamming? In all seriousness, everyone ought to be more careful about who they interact with on Facebook! You never know who decides to take advantage of your holiday generosity.
People get scammed too often, and this is how it begins. On the bright side, you might get lucky, make new friends, and have a holiday to remember. Or, a Facebook group to leave, at the very least. Santa Claus isn’t the only one who needs to make a list and check it twice this year!
A Juicy Mystery
A pineapple scandal on Facebook – now we’ve seen everything! Make what you will of the cryptic "I have been accused of Pineapple!" update. Are you a pineapple? Are we pineapples? Did they steal someone's pineapple? Did they eat all the pineapple? That one would make us livid, too!
The possibilities are limitless. We need to know how this all plays out! In the meantime, we must take a moment to appreciate the absurdity. Who knew that tropical fruit could cause such drama? We're keeping a close eye on this one, and we suggest you do the same. You never know what kind of fruit-related shenanigans the world is in for next.
Decoding the Emoji
What do we have here? Is that an emoji newbie in our midst? They seem profusely apologetic about it, too! They sound so sweet - we could just dunk them in our coffee! What do all these pictures floating around mean?
Don't miss the "x" at the end of every message that could pass off as an unintentional quirky sign-off ala Gossip Girl; pretty awesome and endearing! Let’s not judge our friend for being late to the party. At least they're making an effort, and that's what counts. Their innocence and willingness to learn more than compensate for the confusion.
That's quite a hilarious slip-up. Facebook's search algorithm is pretty smart these days, too smart for comfort. We’re pretty sure the correct Laura profile will pop up in the results at some point – that is if she hasn't blocked her parents on Facebook. Ouch!
Until then, Mom will have to go through a bunch of Lauras on Facebook and start adding them as friends! Perhaps Mom and Laura will have a good laugh about this years from now. Hey mom! Remember that time you tried to find me on Facebook, and added hundreds of Lauras from around the world to your friends list?
The Struggle is Real
Asking your mom for her Amazon login can be like playing Russian roulette - except with much higher stakes for your sanity. You never quite know what kind of response you will get. Maybe Mom is secretly a comedian and doesn’t even know it because this is hilarious!
She's in a time zone and dimension of her own making, operating on complex delays you cannot fathom. At least she replied - which is more than you can say for other people nowadays. If you’re lucky, she might get back to you with her actual login information in another week. Meantime, sit back, relax, and enjoy the absurdity of it all. Mothers – life is infinitely more interesting with them around.