If we had to go to a desert island, why not bring your partner? You will have someone to talk to, work together with, and grow old with.
Plus, this experience should bring you both closer as a couple, and who doesn’t want that? We like to think of this as an extended honeymoon where you grow as a couple whether you want to or not.
One Walmart Please
This person is trying to cheat the system by bringing an entire store with him to his deserted island. Yes, you will have food, water, and shelter, but you miss the best part about Walmart, the people watching!
Who are you going to take pictures of and make fun of if there is no one else in the store? By default you will become the person of Walmart, then you are obliged to take photos and roast yourself on the internet.
This is not your office laser pointer, no, this is a behemoth that can blind you in a second if you stare at it.
We guess this person either wanted to make the best PowerPoint presentation or flag down the next plane crossing overhead. Either way, it will give them something to do with their time. Have fun with your laser!
The Rolling Flint Stones
"Flint stones" We really wish this person specified what they meant by wanting to bring "Flint stones." Well, there are two interpretations.
Option 1: they are huge fans of the cartoon show "The Flintstones" and wanted to bring the episodes with them. Option 2 they want to bring flint, a.k.a nature's firestarter. While option 2 seems more likely, option 1 is just way more fun!
For All Circus In-Tents and Purposes
We are thinking outside the box with this one, but if you were to bring a three-ring circus it’s not as crazy as it initially reads.
One, you get a big tent to shade yourself from the sun. Two, you get a swing to keep up your physical health. And three, if you need food, you have an entire zoo full of animals to cook up for your next barbeque. Yes, outside the box thinking, but who’s the crazy one now?