This person would love to bring their copy of “The Shaolin Martial Arts Manual,” with them to their deserted island. Might as well become one with your chi with all the free time you will have.
Plus, if you do encounter a bear, we will be able to fight it off with our …bare… fists. What will you do after you finish the book though? Might need to bring more than one book with you!
The Rolling Flint Stones
"Flint stones" We really wish this person specified what they meant by wanting to bring "Flint stones." Well, there are two interpretations.
Option 1: they are huge fans of the cartoon show "The Flintstones" and wanted to bring the episodes with them. Option 2 they want to bring flint, a.k.a nature's firestarter. While option 2 seems more likely, option 1 is just way more fun!
For All Circus In-Tents and Purposes
We are thinking outside the box with this one, but if you were to bring a three-ring circus it’s not as crazy as it initially reads.
One, you get a big tent to shade yourself from the sun. Two, you get a swing to keep up your physical health. And three, if you need food, you have an entire zoo full of animals to cook up for your next barbeque. Yes, outside the box thinking, but who’s the crazy one now?
Journaling Your Journey
If we are going to be stranded on a deserted island, might as well document our time there. Who knows, if you get rescued you may have a bestseller in your hands.
Watch out for “Deserter on the Deserted Island” coming to a bookshelf near you soon. Of course, most likely it isn't even going to be worth publishing, but if you won't try, you'll never know.
Wilson, I’m Sorry
If we can’t have a person to come with us we dang sure are going to bring a volleyball.
We need something to talk to, and if Tom Hanks could keep his sanity by talking to one while he was a castaway, it should also work for us. At the very least you could play a game of catch...against yourself.