We have so many questions on why this person only wants to bring a single piece of poison ivy.
What could it be used for? Why do they need it? We have an itch that we want to scratch, but without more information, we can reach it. We guess we will just have to suffer with this rash on our brain!
What is this person going to do with 100 liters of baby oil?! Maybe they didn't get the memo that baby oil is actually not a good tanning lotion?
We suggest anyone thinking of this item reconsider because you definitely will need some sunscreen while on that deserted island. If you don't use sunscreen your skin will look like a pair of worn leather boots in less than a year.
This person could not live without the drama about the reign of Queen Elizabeth II if they were going to be stuck on a deserted island.
We can’t blame them, the show is very entertaining, and if you haven’t seen it, it is worth a watch. We just hope they also bring a DVD player to go along with their set!
The Future Generation
This person really wants to raise their very own Mogli or Tarzan on their deserted island. The child can become one with nature, and befriend all of the island’s creatures.
Maybe one day they can learn about the bear necessities and star in their own movie. Until then, it will be this person's job to keep the kid safe! If you thought raising children is hard, try raising them on a deserted island.
A Golden Goose
We would have preferred a chicken, but a goose will do. We will just imagine it as a bigger chicken. They can lay eggs, honk at you, and if you get them from when they are little, they will also imprint on you.
We would love to have a goose as a companion. With their eggs, we would always have food to eat, and we're also sure they will make a loyal little friend.