What better person to be stuck on a deserted island with, than the person that has experience being stuck on a deserted island, Tom Hanks!
We are sure we could tap his brain for ways he survived. If our volleyball floats off as we are escaping, one of us can steer the ship, while the other saves our precious friend. No person will be left behind!
Striking a Chord
Might as well learn a new talent while you’re on the deserted island, so why not learn to play the guitar? It is a fun instrument to play, and we bet anyone who dedicates that many hours to playing would be pretty good if they ever got rescued!
Be sure to pack a couple of extra strings and a tuner while you are out there. It would suck to be playing and then have a string snap without having a way to repair it. On the bright side, it could double as firewood if you can't fix it.
Should we bring Debbie Harry, or should we go? Well, this person wants to bring the founder and lead singer of “Blondie” with them to the deserted island.
We are sure it would be nice to have some company, and if you are even a little musically inclined, she would be an amazing person to duet with. Just don’t fall in love especially if you have a heart of glass. It will shatter.
Pooping in Privacy
Everyone wants to poop in privacy, so why not bring that luxury to an island?
We guess they would rather poop in a box above ground than a hole in the sand, and we can't blame them. We must say that having seen our fair share of porta potties in our lives, a hole in the ground is sometimes a way more hygienic option...just saying.
Tequila, Tequila, Tequila
This person obviously doesn’t want to remember their time on the deserted island because the first thing they thought of bringing was a bottle of tequila, salt, and lime.
Party it up, and enjoy your time on the island. It might be the last time you can, but on the bright side, hangovers don't hurt after someone croaks, or at least, so we've heard.