A snorkel and mask would come in handy on a deserted island. We wouldn’t want our eyes to burn from the seawater when we look for fish, so these would be great for that.
Imagine how many fish and coral you will be able to see with these on. We hope this person also packed their flippers because then he might not want to leave this island even if a boat comes to rescue him.
A Golden Goose
We would have preferred a chicken, but a goose will do. We will just imagine it as a bigger chicken. They can lay eggs, honk at you, and if you get them from when they are little, they will also imprint on you.
We would love to have a goose as a companion. With their eggs, we would always have food to eat, and we're also sure they will make a loyal little friend.
Catch a Tan!
This person is obviously joking, or at least we hope so. Yeah…this seems like a great item to bring. It’s not like you'll have an entire beach to yourself to tan on, might as well bring the item that weighs you down even more.
The only thing we could think of that would be less useful would be a bag of sand...
Relaxing with Your Beer
Who wouldn’t want a cold six-pack while sitting on the beach? Yeah, it’s deserted, but when was the last time you had no one around to bother you?
We don’t know what could be more relaxing than that and a cold one. Maybe a tv with Netflix, but on a deserted island that wouldn’t be much help either. Crack open a cold one and enjoy your private oasis.
Pork and Nuggets
We need more pigs and chickens in our life, and we would love to bring them to our deserted island.
Not only are they smart animals and great companions to hang out with, but they also offer a steady state of food while you are there. Can’t wait to get to the island with our endless supply of eggs and bacon.