Not everybody likes decorating for the holidays, mostly because they’re bad people. Of course, if you’re at the office, there’s plenty of work you need to do that isn’t putting up a little tree and hanging ornaments on it. Well, that’s no way to get into the holiday spirit, so one person took it upon themselves.
Of course, that person still had to get all of his or her work done, so all that happened was a little bit of tinsel, some ornaments, and a star on top of the tree’s box itself. We don’t have all day here. We have TPS reports to properly cover.
How to Make the Bathroom More Fun
If you ever hear yelling from the bathroom, this might just be the reason. It's a regular old paper towel dispenser, but someone created a custom sticker to add to it.
It wasn't long before people realized it was little more than a gag, but at least one person was apparently heard yelling for a little while, trying to dry his or her hands. Was it several minutes? Was it an entire half-hour? And who could have been responsible for this kind of wonderful prank? Definitely not the person who posted the picture, that's for sure.
How Could Anyone NOT Choose a Banana?
Ah, snacks in the office. Donuts are a classic choice. They're tasty, they give you a jolt of energy (at first, anyway), and are easy to carry around. Fruit is another good choice. It's a healthier option, has vitamins, and includes healthy fiber. Though with coffee, that's not much of an issue for most office workers. But which to choose?
This employee gave the other staff a choice to make, and the only way to win was to go for the fruit right away. Next time, pick up a clementine and listen to the dismayed cries from a distance.
Not Even One Herbivore
It's Halloween. You're dressed up as your favorite superhero (mine is Normalman) or your favorite Disney princess (mine is Aladdin), and your route to the copy machine takes you past the paleontology department. You glance in, wondering what they're all dressed up as, and you should have been able to guess.
Every single one of them is wearing an inflatable T-rex costume. Let me tell you from personal experience – those things get warm. Really warm. As funny as it would be to have all of them working like this all day long, you'd have an extinct department before long.
How to Win at Egg Decorating
Offices often hold little competitions to make sure there's some fun that happens every once in a while, and we bet this egg decorating contest was fun for everyone.
However, one worker just didn't have the artistic skills to make it work, so he or she did something a little tricky. Like a piece of modern art hanging in a museum your one hippy friend likes to go to too much, the egg has zero adornments whatsoever and asks the viewer to put his or her own ideas onto it. It better not have won.