Remember, people: safety first. We’re going to assume it takes place in Canada or Alaska.
One smart cookie pointed out that you need to be able to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun one of your co-workers. Why say you should go as a pair? Will the huge, unstoppable killing machine not attack if there are two of you?
They're One of the Most Dangerous Fruits
Why do you think the price of avocados has gone up so much recently? They're deadly, as this workplace poster relates. Okay, okay, we kid. The real backstory behind this picture is a coworker cut her hand open making avocado toast (please make your millennial jokes now) and had to get stitches. When she returned to work, she found this tongue-in-cheek picture hanging near her workspace.
Funny, yes, but if the number keeps resetting, then knife safety gloves should be given next Christmas. Or maybe let the avocados ripen a little more – it makes them softer.
Does That Make Them Taste Better or Worse?
If you enjoy gummy bears, you're familiar with the flavors they purport to have. “Strawberry,” “Blue raspberry,” “Peach.” Sure, guys, and if you lick my car it tastes like Oreos. Some ER nurses decided that the colors could be better suited as a teaching tool for patients and new health care professionals, so they got to work renaming them.
From nausea to anemic to the dark one in the bottom right, they all have much better names now. In case you're wondering, “Cyanotic” is a bluish or purplish discoloration of the skin due to deficient oxygenation of the blood.
People try their hardest to make jokes at the office, but some people just don't have a great sense of humor, like this cardboard person here. Still, at least he tried, which is more than a lot of people can claim.
On the other hand, he made a pun, so he has to go. Sorry, we don't make the rules. If a cardboard person gets up and starts making puns, then he gets thrown out. Everyone knows that. Then again, the artwork is pretty good, the head tilts are great emotional details, and the arms and legs speak of someone who has experience drawing small characters.
A Gift Worthy of a Last Day
This happy pet shop employee was on his way out of the store for the last time when he attached this self-made poster to the associate of the month board.
It screamed his accolades from the rooftops, including a “quote” from NASA. All of NASA, apparently, not one specific person at NASA. We gotta say, that pup he's slingin' looks like it's on cloud nine. If that's how he went about his job, he might actually deserve the award he gave himself.