When people decide to get married it’s usually because they are madly in love and feel like their relationship could survive all of life’s hardships. But then, funnily enough, the stress of organizing what should be a happy event seems to break many couples up.
The real question is, does the fact that these two couldn’t agree on colors mean they weren’t a match, or is the real problem the expectation that a couple should agree on everything in order to stay together?
Don't Mess With Drag Queens
If there is one type of woman that can easily defeat the bridezilla it must the drag queen. Don't believe us? Just take a look at this story! The bride thought that getting married and being drunk would grant her a pass, that she could behave any way she wanted and she'd get a pass from everyone.
Well, even if the others did give the lady a pass, there was just no way a drag queen that respects herself would.
Who Actually Ruined Everything?
There's nothing we love more than a moment in which a monstrous bride complains about someone else ruining something and then she herself proceeds to actually literally ruin the thing. Seriously, they should add a line about that to Alanis Morissette's song, "Ironic." Don't you think?
If this is how this future wife acted during her bachelorette party, we're scared to ask what happen on her actual wedding day. Honestly, we're glad we don't have any more details about what followed because we have a feeling it did not end up well.
A C-section? What a Lame Excuse
It seems to us that weddings are all about putting things into proportions. Only, the problem is that it seems like what most brides do is put the wrong things in the wrong proportions.
Like, when a friend of theirs has surgery, it somehow seems to them like a lame excuse not to come to a fitting! But it's ok, we have a feeling the friend who just gave birth will be too busy with her new kid to tend to toxic bride friends. And that's just the way it should be.
Too Hairy to Be a Flower Girl
Yikes. Let's just say that as a general rule, you shouldn't tell others what to wear or not wear, no, not even on your wedding day, bridezilla! But, if for some reason you have to, maybe don't comment on people's actual bodies?
We mean, at this point it sounds like it's too late for the little flower girl, but maybe she's gonna think twice before she agrees to attend another wedding ever again. We were actually almost pleasantly surprised that the bride allowed someone who isn't her to wear white!