Here is a creative way to tell your partner (soon-to-be ex-partner) that the baby this young lady is carrying is, in fact, his. Or at least, she wants to believe it is. Ever watched that Maury Povich show where he tells couples who the father actually is? We’re getting serious vibes of that show right now.
Maybe he already knows the baby is his, and he decided to pull a runner and escape the country. In that case, maybe she heard, by chance, that he was coming for a homeland visit and couldn’t miss an opportunity. Parental revelations can come anywhere, even at the airport!
Aye Aye Captain
Not a lot was invested in this airport pickup sign; however, it doesn't matter as it's the thought that counts. Or is it only Captain Sneeze Fart that counts? We really appreciate the creativity here and how it just hits us in the chuckle glands. See? We're hahaha-ing all over the place right now!
Apparently, Jon (that's the guy's name) never saw this sign when he walked out of the airport, and the little girl was left standing there all alone. We are pretty sure his wife made him go all the way back in just not to disappoint her again.
Later Gator
Welcome to the Sunshine State, Sarah. We’ve got beautiful beaches, palm trees, and alligators lurking around every corner! But don't worry, they only bite if you try to steal their sunglasses. And speaking of sunglasses, make sure you bring a pair because the Florida sun shines brighter than a disco ball at a carnival.
You'll feel like you're living in a giant microwave, but hey, at least it's a microwave with a beach view! Just be careful not to mistake a palm tree for a coconut and try to climb it. Trust me, it won't end well, and the squirrels will never let you live it down. So, hold on tight, Sarah, and get ready for a wild, sunburnt adventure in the land of endless sunscreen!
Smooth Operator
This suave dude thinks he's the James Bond of love, solving the mystery of finding women with a simple airport sign. Move over, Tinder, we've got the "Sign of Seduction" in action! His confidence is as high as his hair gel budget, and he's convinced he's a smooth operator. He's got the suit, the shades, and the charm of a used car salesman.
Who needs pick-up lines when you can let a cardboard sign do the talking? Maybe he's onto something here. It's like a real-life game of "Where's Waldo?" but instead, it's "Where's Mrs. Right?" Let's hope this love-seeking strategist doesn't accidentally attract any Italian chefs or fashion models looking for a quick bite of pasta or a catwalk partner!
Someone’s Going to Learn Today
Okay, mom, do you like washing dirty underwear? No? Well, uh, time for some lessons in the laundry! It looks like it’s time for a store run, too. Always, always keep backup undies for emergencies, kids. But let's be serious for just a little bit here - these two kids don't have underwear on right now!
It's kind of crazy to think that the dad had all this time and resources to put together this pretty creative airport welcome sign, but didn't have the time or ability to take care of the laundry. Some husbands just can't do anything without their wives!