This girlfriend wanted one thing and one thing only from her dorky boyfriend. She asked him to embarrass her when he picked her up from the airport. But you know what they say, “be careful what you wish for,” right? This was the last thing she had on her mind.
All she wanted was for him to make an embarrassing sign or share a funny photo of her. She wasn’t expecting him to dress up as a dinosaur and hold this joke of a sign. But if this doesn’t get the juices flowing between the two, we don’t know what will.
Musical Cab Seats
Now, we know, we know, it's the name of a band and all, but let's be real here—would you really step foot inside that guy's cab? He's got a sign that screams "potential serial killer with a killer playlist." Sure, he might have great taste in tunes and an unexpected sense of humor, but we're not taking any chances.
Who knows what kind of wild ride awaits in that death cab? Is it just a clever band reference or a cryptic warning? Time to hail a different cab, folks. Safety first, jams second. Sorry, death cab for cuties, we'll catch you at a less menacing venue!
If You Have Something to Say, Say It Now
There can't be a better way to tell your partner that you know what they have been up to. Instead of losing it on the phone, this guy chose to humiliate her. And he chose to humiliate her while welcoming her back at the airport, of all places.
This is one of those moments we wish we could be a fly on the wall just to see Michelle's face when she walks into the arrivals lounge, waiting to be greeted by her soon-to-be ex, very satisfied husband. Unless this is some sort of sick joke though, we kind of want to look away for what's about to come next...
Either the dude who prepared this sign never graduated from elementary school, or this must be read with a strong new york accent. Either way, we had to read it a few times before it made us laugh. To be fair, it would probably be more effective if he just repeatedly yelled this at the airport.
This dude's mother probably found the whole thing very amusing only because she missed her son to bits, but seriously, even we know that AYO is spelled without an A. It's YO, MA! If that doesn't bring you back down to earth after traveling, what will?
“Aww, C'mon, Mom.”
This mom takes the cake for undying love with her airport welcome sign extravaganza. Front side: "Joe, it's me...MOM, remember?" Classic mom move, reminding her son of their unbreakable bond for all to see. But wait, there's more! She flips the sign to reveal the back side: "He's my baby."
Oh boy, the cringe is real! She's not just content with embarrassing Joe, she wants the whole train station to know that he's forever her precious little bundle of joy. And let's not forget the feather boa! Because nothing says "I'm here to embarrass you" like a fabulous accessory that screams "MOM POWER!"