This clever lady was quick to narrow her husband down in the most brutally simple way. Bravo, madam! With that description, she’s guaranteed to scare away any potential admirers who might find her hubby irresistible. She’s basically created a force field of unattractiveness.
Step aside, ladies; this man is off-limits! Little do people know, her husband is actually a tall, handsome hunk, returning from a business trip in style, dressed in a three-piece suit. Prepare to witness jaws dropping and hearts skipping a beat as he struts into the arrival lounge, looking like a dashing Hollywood star. Wishful thinking, perhaps.
Hide Your Sheep!
As Sean walks into the arrival hall, he spots his best friends eagerly waving a gigantic sign that reads, "Welcome home Sean! Congrats on your parole! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" Now, that's a warm greeting filled with awkward reminders.
Poor Sean's face turns a vibrant shade of crimson, not out of excitement but out of sheer mortification. It's not every day that you want the whole world to think you have a peculiar fondness for farm animals! Well, at least Sean's buddies know how to make an unforgettable statement, even if it's one that leaves us all sheepishly amused.
Someone's Been a Naugty Girl
Brace yourselves for some holiday-themed hilarity in the arrival hall. We've got a fella dressed as one of Santa's cheeky little elves, holding a sign that reads, "Santa's naughty list - Courtney Payne." It appears that Courtney has caught the attention of this merry mischief-maker.
This elfin character insists he won't budge until he gets his hands on Courtney. We're not sure if this is a case of misplaced holiday cheer or a bizarre North Pole vendetta. We suggest Courtney swiftly make an appearance to save us all from this overenthusiastic, sign-wielding elf on a mission. It's time to bring in some jingle bells.
Best Husband Ever
This is the man every woman dreams about. He is the perfect marriage material; he will forever support you and will never pull a face when you travel to Florida for a bachelorette party. However, there is a price to pay, and one that many men out there might not be willing to pay.
Whenever you return from one of these parties, you will find him waiting for you with a great big smile on his face and an impressive sign like this. You've been warned. We can't help but take out hats off to this pretty ingenious airport welcome sign. A lot of thought went into it!
That Time of Year
It's the most wonderful time of the year for fashion faux pas! When your best friend promises to pick you up from the airport for Christmas, you better prepare for a jingle-jangling extravaganza. And lo and behold, here he is, wearing a suit that looks like it was attacked by a Christmas tree!
Complete with ornaments and twinkling lights; this guy is ready to sleigh the fashion game. He spent a whole Benjamin on this masterpiece. Meanwhile, we can't help but wonder what's going on inside the head of the poor soul sitting a few rows behind, contemplating life choices and wondering if this is all a jolly holiday nightmare.