It might not be the smartest thing in the world to place an ad with the word “break” behind actual glass. Someone took the message from this ad a little too literally and decided it was time to break some glass and cause a real mess — a real ‘glass’ act if you ask us!
At this rate, advertisers should be very careful what they post on their signage; there might be some ‘glass’ warfare next time.
Long Yellow Things
These long yellow things were once so prolific they were called bananas, but things have changed, and with it, society has forgotten how to correctly pronounce their name. Say it with us, "BA-NA-NA."
These long curved fruits grow in clusters and have soft pulpy flesh with yellow skin when ripe. They are tropical in origin and were considered a tasty, healthy snack back in the day, but now they're only known as 'long yellow things.'
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For many, it can take years and years before they get their first experience with osteoporosis. Often, it comes from a lifelong lack of calcium. Now that sounds like a lot of work and dedication, especially if you like dairy.
But who has time for that? Why would you go through that when you can get it right here for free?
America can no longer hide behind the facade it once had of being a land of the free and the home of the brave. America is now known for being incredibly discriminatory and controversial. If not, these two adverts below wouldn't seem so compelling.
It would seem that discrimination in the twenty-first century in the United States is something quite ugly; hopefully, Americans can right their wrongs and be proud of something more worthy.
Ahh, the good old days when children were silent, women stayed in the kitchen, and the best things in life were wrapped in cellophane.
To be fair, this is an incredibly old ad. Back then, they didn't know the dangers we know today. Ignorance certainly is bliss when nothing is dangerous, and you can trust everything you read. You know, just like we do with Instagram infographics.