Like the discount DVD bins at Walmart, this is where you go if you have money to burn but don’t have anything important to buy. Just reach in, and you’ll be the proud owner of real, genuine buffalo teeth. Just like any other part of the body, there are plenty of buffalo teeth out there, and buffalo owners want to make sure they get their money’s worth.
For only a dollar each, it seems like you could pretty easily put together a fun, unique, and memorable white elephant gift just for the cost of a few bucks, some glue, and your arts and crafts skills.
Time to Ride
This little trinket is listed as a “hungry horse,” and we guess that's one possible interpretation. Another option is that the person carving it had a stroke while at work, and nobody noticed that everything had gotten messed up.
Sure, there are a lot of far worse options available at thrift or antique stores, but this one still raises some questions. Why are the teeth so big? Why are the lips red? Why doesn't the horse have what you would call traditional eyes? Why is the head so big, and the neck so terribly long and skinny? Questions for a braver soul.
For the Ultimate Collector
There was a time when MC Hammer was the biggest recording artist of all time, but that time was short. Now he's remembered for being untouchable and for losing all his money in a really short time.
To think that there's some store out there that believes a buyer would shell out seventy dollars for this piece of memorabilia is nothing short of audacity. The thing wasn't worth that much when it was first being sold. It certainly isn't worth that much now. You could probably get the real MC Hammer to perform for you with that much money.
For the Big Fan
“Spongebob Squarepants” has become a show that kids love to watch and adults love to send gifs of to each other. There's no reason why stuff like this wouldn't show up at the local Goodwill – fan work that is made for only the biggest fans.
An actual, real shot from the original Spongebob Squarepants movie is here for all to see in this custom painting by Tee, and it's going for the low, low cost of two dollars. Hard to beat that kind of value. This is one of the best reasons for thrifting – you never know what you might find.
Are You Trying to Tell Me Something?
If you have a friend that should probably stay away from the bottle, this is the perfect gift. Just a gentle nudge in the right direction. It is, apparently, a serving plate, so it could also make an appearance during big gatherings and parties. The artwork is cute and charming, and the design is rather nice, even if the lady does seem to have one big tooth in her mouth (it gets a little blurry).
If you're actually able to fill a wine glass that big with wine, we can't really tell you what to do, but we can't discourage enough the idea of swimming in wine. It wreaks havoc on your pores.