This guy might have loved the subs at one point, but it looks like he’s fallen on hard times since the heyday of Quiznos. Companies can fall on hard times, too. This stuffed doll looks like it was designed and knitted by someone that has never cast eyes on…we don’t know what it’s actually supposed to be.
A hamster? It also looks like it could be a frog, but maybe that’s just us. Plus, there’s the little hat that makes it look like it belongs in Maine, loading lobsters out of a trap. Pass.
Something We Didn't Know We Wanted
But we still don't want it. When it comes to media properties, it's almost impossible to beat Pokemon. They might very well be the most popular pop culture phenomenon in the world, and this book is a good example of that fact.
How many other properties get coloring books of their characters farting? Either not enough, or too many. We wonder if the higher-ups at Pokemon HQ gave the all-clear for this book because it seems like the kind of thing you try to do without getting sued. Probably unsuccessfully.
That Will Keep the Mice Away
It will also keep absolutely everything else away since it's terrifying. We have no idea what kind of animal it's supposed to be. It has the pose of a dog who is ready to play, but the shape and features make it look more like a cat.
Well, we say the features, but it's more like that's the closest we can come up with. It also kind of looks like a monkey, but it clearly isn't supposed to be one. Maybe the person who came up with this thing was just aiming for “animal.”
Looks Like a Lot of Space
There are plenty of fun purses out there, but this one is sure to be at the top of anyone's list. Everybody needs a carryable for when you don't have to be all put together. Going to the movies? Put everything in this frog. Or...toad? We don't think the purse is fully accurate, no matter the case. Heh, case.
We hope that the arms and legs have openings since they look like perfect little pockets for change, lip balm, or other small items. Even if they aren't, this kind of thing isn't going to languish on the shelves of the thrift store for very long.
Some Things to Work Out
At the very least, this odd doll has some utility. It looks like it can hold at least five knives, perhaps even more. A handy kind of thing that every kitchen needs, but they usually don't look like this. It turns out that this piece goes by the name of “Princess Stabby,” and isn't that charming?
If you think this is the perfect item for you, maybe think about why that is. There are some possible Freudian interpretations that will come up. At least the doll looks prepared – just check out those vacant eyes.