Can you think of a good reason to stuff a pair of sock (we think) puppets into a jar? We can’t think of a good reason not to if that helps. Are they sock puppets? Now, we aren’t sure. It looks like they could be a lot of things, and it’s hard to tell, thanks to the whole stuck-in-a-bottle thing.
Here’s another item that might just trip your trigger if you need something to keep the shelves from looking too bare, but you don’t want this one front and center. Maybe in a corner. Behind something else.
A Collector's Item
Cheese and onion might not be the flavor that we would reach for if we need some chips to munch on, but somebody out there must really appreciate them. Not only has that person eaten them, but that person has framed three separate packets of the chips.
At least, we're pretty sure that the person ate them. Those bags are empty, aren't they? Would you pay ten pounds for such a display? There might be some people that find Walkers – the British name for Lays – so fine that they want to make sure their collection is complete.
Well, There Was One Great Hit, Apparently
A music fan stepped into a secondhand shop and found a copy of Tom Petty's greatest hits. Score! The music fan purchased it and got it all the way home before opening it, only to find...well, just take a look at the picture. Not only is it not Tom Petty's greatest hits, but it's also not even a disc that will play anything.
“Death to Smoochy” is apparently a pretty good movie – it has Robin Williams, Edward Norton, Danny DeVito, and more, but it's hard to enjoy it when the disc (which appears to be a burned copy, anyway) is in this sort of condition.
Now for Sale: Hair
All the way back in 2005, someone named Bill cut the hair from his head “for bone marrow.” Was Bill in need of life-saving medical treatment that would have deprived him of his luscious looks one way or another, or was this some kind of charity event?
Regardless, now you can be the proud owner of Bill's braided ponytail. Just like you always wanted. It's a pretty note-worthy tail, though the actual size is hard to tell. Even if you don't want the hair itself, it looks like a pretty good frame for something you actually like.
So, You Have Some Unruly Kids
If your kids are bouncing off the walls, refuse to listen to you, and generally are the little hellions that you know they can be, this tape is the perfect solution. Not because they'll take the lessons from the song to heart – more like they'll be good because they don't want to have to listen to it again.
Despite this tape coming out as long ago as 1981, more than forty years, it looks like it could be from the Sixties. We would have guessed at least the Seventies. Good luck finding a tape deck that can play it.