That is likely the best option for this person, since she is still alive and all. Smoking ain’t good for you; that’s what the box itself says, and being sick likely made it much worse, especially for the person that has to do all the coughing.
While the kid is right, what can the doctor tell them? To stop smoking? Yeah, thanks Doc, I figured out that one. But, maybe that kind of wake-up call is exactly what the smoker needed to realize she had to either change her habits or end up in a much worse kind of life.
I'm Not Even Mad
Well, having good humor about your own situation is a good way to make sure you don't get too bent out of shape when you get comments such as this one. Plus, the big fork at a barbecue? Score. Even if you aren't “the fattest,” it's not a bad add to your dining experience.
Even little people like to chow down when they get to this kind of food. Yeah, we're the biggest, give us the biggest fork! That's exactly how it works. This revelation might be harsh, but it can still be true and good.
The Kid's Just Trying to Help Out
While most young kids don't really understand the details of a relationship, some of them have picked up on those sweet deets quicker than most. This kid seemed to have things worked out when it came to this relationship, and he was just trying to help out a fellow man.
It might have been hard to hear, especially from someone so young, but if he was right, there's no reason to be mad at him. Maybe the girlfriend in question out and out said that she was just trying to make her ex jealous. That would probably help.
Nobody Escapes Unscathed
This kid is going to make it big as a roast comedian if this kind of thing keeps up. She might have to turn the corner from simple observation to actual comedy at some point, but four years old is still a pretty good age for learning how humor works.
Both parents got hit by this kid – mom when she was growing a pregnancy mustache, and dad when he finally got big enough to reach “wild animal” status. Both of them decided to do something about it, and that's exactly what these harsh words should accomplish.
I'm Just Trying to Be Real Here
First off, we really love that a kid picked “Robot” as his English name. They know how to get it done. He or she is going to go places - hopefully, a robotics lab. But then one of the kids decided that this English teacher just didn't have enough of the necessary beauty to earn the Chinese word for beautiful as her Chinese name. Harsh.
The kid tried to soften the blow a little bit by saying she was nice and all, but that's still a jab that she's going to feel for a little while.