Yes, in case you didn’t notice, women grow when they get pregnant. It’s part and parcel of the whole having an entirely separate person inside your body. Kids, who might not know any better, sometimes feel it’s necessary to point out that a certain woman has gained weight, or is simply weighty.
This kid at least asked first, instead of just pointing a finger and laughing. From the way the parent reacted to this sort of thing, this seems common in the “brat’s” household. Did his second attempt make it any better? Sort of. Sometimes a kid is just inquisitive.
Casting Shade on the Bride
A golden rule, be it written or unwritten, is not to say anything bad about the bride during the wedding. It's her big day! Even if she looks like she's wearing a burlap sack as a wedding dress, you tell her she looks beautiful, then you hit the dance floor.
Someone must have forgotten to tell this little girl that fact, even if she did say that the wedding dress was nice. But hey, maybe her dress was nicer. There are a lot of wedding dresses out there that needed another layer of editing before they hit the altar.
Not What I Meant
Not only do kids often not realize that what they're saying is the proper thing, they also don't realize what some things can mean. So, when this mom tells her son that she shouldn't talk like that, his response is just to lower his voice, as if that makes everything better.
Still, at least the lower voice probably won't carry as far, so maybe the fat guy didn't notice him saying anything. Naturally, the mom very quickly took all of the kids and got out of there quickly, so we can guess that the kid was still within earshot.
It'll Happen to You Too, Kid
It's a sad fact of nature: Most guys will lose their hair. Sure, there are some things you can do to slow it down – medicine, procedures, hats – but it will still happen. It's just genetic. Even though it's so common, and so many men – GREAT men – go through life with a bald pate.
This kid hit his dad hard, even though dad put up a strong front while standing up to the facts of life. If this happens to you, just remember that your children (male children, at least) will most likely suffer the same fate.
Emergency to the Burn Ward
We aren't even going to beat around the bush here. This one is savage. If we heard it in real life, we would have clutched our chests like we had just been punched in the solar plexus. And if we had been the recipient of this vicious attack? Just would have keeled over right then and there, probably. Fallen right over and not moved until someone brought us a plate of pasta, most likely.
Still, you can at least keep yourself pepped up that if this child was a boy, he'll have to go through the exact same thing.