Kids really seem to harp on weight when it comes to adults, and it makes sense – it’s one of the things that they are able to see quickly at just a glance.
This kid not only pointed out that her dad had the chesticles that would put him in the running as most-endowed in the family, but did it right after delivering a swift kick right to the upper torso. She’s learning multiple ways to wound, so we hope that the parents put a stop to that kind of activity.
Telling on Dad
Sometimes dads do the wrong thing and leave their kids and wives behind to try and find something a little more exciting. What could be more exciting than being a father? It makes us shake our heads, it really does.
This little guy just wanted to see how to use a drill, something a dad should be able to show him, but a boy scout troop is a good second choice. At the same time, he hit his dad hard with some words that we have decided to adjust slightly.
That's a Very Good Question
That's the kind of question that only Uncle John will have to answer. We bet we can guess, though – it probably has something to do with not enough time in the gym and too much time rooting through the pantry.
This story is also kind of funny that the kid wasn't able to piece it together by him or herself, but instead had to pose the question to dad. We have no idea how old this kid is, but we have to hope that it's the age when the differences between the genders start to become more obvious.
Covering All the Bases
We had to cut a little bit out of this story because the author used a few unkind words (mostly in jest) to refer to their ten-year-old neighbor, but it's impossible not to include it on our list. Not only does this kid say that the person he's talking to is not all that attractive, but he also insinuates that they are also simply bad.
A little bit of digging, however, shows that the kid just wants to hang out and play video games – but the target of his ire has a job and hobbies, so it doesn't work out.
Aww, look at that. The little guy wants to hang out with his grandma. Well, there isn't anything more pure than that. There are also few things harder to hear than a grandson that has decided his Am'ma is no longer welcome to talk on the phone.
This lady had things to do, kid, she's trying to get an education, and she has to pay her bills. It's not like you're never going to see her again; she just can't drop her whole life to spend time with you, especially if the grandma lives so far away!