This beautiful woman looks like she hopped out of the shower, grabbed the first thing she could find, and ran to the supermarket to…um, sniff a bar of chocolate? We’re all about the perfect photo op, but this one went a little overboard in our opinion.
Not to mention her boyfriend is probably looking for his favorite shirt! We wish someone looked at us the way she’s looking at this chocolate!
Stuck in History
Either this little old lady didn't pay attention to the weather forecast (if it was THAT could, she wouldn't have left the house), or she is stuck somewhere in history. People don't dress like this anymore.
However, the more we think about it, the better we understand the story. She's a little old lady. What else does she have to do on a Wednesday morning besides getting dressed?
Strike a Pose!
Have you ever seen someone that's gone to the supermarket just to take photos of themselves? People who don't need to buy anything but felt cute and wanted to take a picture in the grocery store's fluorescent lighting?
Oh, you say you've never heard of it before? No worries, you're looking at one of them right now. This "influencer" was feeling good about herself and wanted everyone (including her local supermarket) to know!
What? You've Never Seen a Pet Lizard Before?
We're sure you've seen people walking around with their pet dogs in the supermarket. In fact, you may even have seen someone walking around with a parrot on their shoulder. We've seen some weird stuff in our day, but never have we seen anyone walk around with a lizard in their arms.
This woman's obedient reptile is so perfectly placed it looks like she's walking around with a baby.
By the looks of it, this woman will be in dire need of some assistance. Her leather pants are so tight she wouldn't be able to bend over to pick up her favorite Fruitella flavor. Next time she has errands to run, we're sure she'll be throwing on a pair of sweatpants instead of putting these on.
We can't help but wonder if, after this photo was taken, she actually considered bending down to see if any of the lower-hanging varieties were worth the risk of ripping these up.