Even though he probably got his fair share of looks at the supermarket, this cute old man still decided to wear what he wanted and be himself. And we love him for it. Besides, that is a very modest and proper red dress, not to mention his carefully done ponytail and cute little black shoes.
Something tells us he even took his time to carefully choose the pair of earrings he was going to wear. And those electric blue socks too!
A New Sheriff in Town
Please meet Fred. Fred is the child behaviors supervisor at Walmart. He is there to ensure no spoiled child throws a tantrum, disobeys their parents, or 'accidentally' unwraps a candy bar before paying.
Walmart wanted to avoid children being seriously terrified by the sheriff. They decided to put a small hat on his head so that the children could relate. If you ask us, the children will be terrified by Fred regardless of the size of his hat.
It's Called Fashion
Ever heard of waiting to put on your show's costume only when starting the show? We're all in favor of modern-day, hip fashion, but this is just wrong. And probably extremely uncomfortable to walk in.
We find it very hard to believe that this guy managed to get any of his shopping done wearing this. He can only be grateful for online delivery and takeaway.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Don't get us wrong, we love Flamin' Hot Cheetos — but dressing up as one for your trip to the supermarket seems like a pretty extreme move if you ask us.
We're hoping this was either a bet that this girl lost or Halloween because there is simply no other rational explanation of why someone would dress up as a snack to go grocery shopping!
What happens when you've returned so many items to customer service that they no longer want anything to do with you? You dress up as a creepy pink fox, of course!
What we find most cringe-worthy about this photo is the fact that the fox is looking straight into the guy that snapped this photo's soul as if to say, "what are you looking at, mister?! You ain't ever seen a fox in a store before?"