We’ve seen some pretty outlandish outfits and accessories so far but this one is probably the most questionable. We are very worried about the off-the-shoulder tie-dye shirt and the large-hold hair bow. It’s more likely that you would see a small child wearing something like this. However, to each their own.
We aren’t surprised by anything we see anymore. But seriously, this lady things she still goes to summer camp. Either that, or she still thinks we are in the ’90s. Maybe she thinks that Walmart is some kind of time machine where you can go back in time 30 years and do whatever you want.
Meet My Pet...Turtle
We aren’t aware of any ban on pets coming into Walmart, so don’t be surprised when you see animals like this coming through the doors. We’re not sure why this person decided to bring their pet turtle to Walmart, but we won’t ask questions.
Not only would bringing a turtle on your shopping trip slow down the process tremendously, but turtles seem to enjoy their alone time. Maybe this woman has separation anxiety from her pet turtle. But you are asking a lot from the rest of the customers in the store. Seriously, it must be so easy to squash that little thing while running to buy some diapers.
Crack Me Up
We know that sometimes the line to get into a fitting room is long and the wait time can be frustrating. Especially when you are strapped for time. We could only assume that this woman was in fact short on time considering that she tried on pants right in the middle of the store.
This of course is against the law, but we won’t say anything if you won’t. Or maybe she hails from the former republic of "Get Changed Wherever the Hell You Want" Land. In this remarkable country, there is a very specific right that every citizen has. We'll let you guess what it is.
Some may see this shirt and think it’s funny, whereas someone else may look at it and be intimidated. We wouldn’t advise messing with anyone who has a shirt on that says this. You don’t know what she’s capable of. One may say that this woman has a lot of pent-up anger and frustration.
We would advise that you act with caution if you run into someone like this in the aisles of Walmart. We love passive-aggressive behavior as much as the next person, but this one takes things to a whole new level. We can definitely see you, and hear you, loud and clear.
Self Care, Everywhere
It happens, we’re always forgetting that we need something at the most inconvenient times. I mean just take a look at this girl who was in the middle of pampering herself with a face mask and had to run to Walmart to grab some items.
This isn’t the strangest thing that we’ve ever seen, but it’s funny enough to take a picture of and share with the virtual world. This is a picture that is definitely meme-worthy. There is always the chance that she was midway through a play rehearsal and now was her lunch break. And...she forgot to take off the makeup.