Because shopping at Walmart isn’t weird enough, this guy just decided to spice things up and dress up as Slender Man to go get his new video game. For those of you who still don’t know, Slender Man is a fictional, supernatural character that was created as a creepypasta internet meme.
And this guy just took it way too seriously. Seriously, buddy, the entertainment section is one of the best parts about going to Walmart, don’t block the entire video game aisle by just standing there freaking us out! How do you even ask someone like this to get out of your way?
The Leopard Print Dungeon Master
It looks like this guy was on his way to some sort of 'Dungeons & Dragons' comic-con event. Or maybe he just felt like dressing up for his Walmart shopping that day. However, you have to give credit to this guy for the hilarious fashion mix-up he has going on.
From the upper half of his body, he looks like a dungeon master, complete with chains and what seems to be wooden doll arms attached to his arm (better not ask why). But if you were to look at the lower half of his body, you'd think this guy was aiming at a makeshift costume from 'Cats' - complete with a sexy leopard print skirt and high, black leather boots.
Be Yourself, Even at Walmart
We don't know if this grandpa mistakenly went through his wife's closet and was so distracted he just wore one of her dresses and went out. Or, most likely, this is how this man chooses to dress, and it's important he feels comfortable, even for a small trip to Walmart! And we fully support it!
The hilarious thing about this pic is the guy wearing a cap. We can't figure out why he's in such shock. Because somebody actually snapped a picture of this old man? Or because of his utter surprise at seeing an older man in a dress at Walmart?
Goats Have Rights Too
Here's something you don't expect to see in the 'school supplies' section of Walmart. This woman either has insane separation anxiety when it comes to her goats, couldn't leave it alone because she has bigger animals that could eat it, or didn't wear her glasses and took a goat instead of the dog.
But weirdness aside, it is pretty cute that she's carrying that little goat around in a baby carrier. And the goat doesn't seem bothered at all. The guy is even carrying around a baby bag with a huge milk container for the goat! Seriously, though, we're used to seeing small dogs carried around like babies, little kids on leashes, and even cats walked around like dogs. But this?!
Ever Heard of Scissors?
There is nothing more beautiful than healthy, long, shiny locks. But not when it becomes a safety hazard. If this woman spends one more week without a haircut, those locks are going to reach her feet and start tripping her over. Not to mention the countless things that hair could easily get caught on - wheels, shelves, fans!
And while this is definitely one of the less bizarre situations we've encountered at Walmart, it is still quite a sight to see. Surely somebody at Walmart has the number for a good hairdresser! Clearly, this girl has been through a lot in her life.