Didn’t you know that Walmart’s ‘electronics’ section is famously hot? This woman does, and she’s serious about a new TV. She’s doing the proper research before purchasing, and she’s not going to let the heat distract her from her goal.
Perhaps this woman is having hot flashes and decided that her age is not going to keep her from her regular activities – like shopping. Or, maybe, the heat outside was just too unbearable so she just decided to take off her shirt and go into Walmart’s AC. And hey, Walmart is known for letting anyone (and anything) into its stores. No dress code needed.
The Cowboy That Went Too Far
We're going to choose to believe that this guy just stepped out of a Christmas party and went to Walmart after his wife asked him for some extra ornaments. And this was obviously a costume party, in which this man decided to be funny and dress as a psychopathic cowboy with lassos for shoes.
Or maybe we just have to face the fact that this man is actually insane enough to buy and wear those shoes. In fact, maybe he is looking for some ornaments to decorate them. They sure could use something to make them stand out. Guess what? He left that store totally undecided.
A New Fashion Trend
As much as we would like to chuck this up to being 'forgetful' or 'spacey,' there really is no way you can unintentionally go out wearing underwear over your pants. Maybe this woman was so distracted she thought she was putting on a skirt to add a little something to the plaid pants.
Either that or she is actually trying to start a new fashion trend — which we really don't see happening. Then again, if hammer pants can become a trend, why can't this? What is this, some kind of inside-out universe that no one has told us about?
I Feel Pretty
People like this man are what make our trips to Walmart so delightful. Just imagine you're browsing casually for a new Blu-ray and you cross paths with this fierce-looking, plaid-loving character. This man means business, and there's no way he's going to get caught anywhere not looking fabulous!
This guy not only color-combined his shorts with his long-sleeved shirt, but he also added a black leather belt with a shiny buckle, some cool sunglasses, and a quirky hat. And he decided to make things a little sexier by showing off his entire stomach; he's even posing for the photo! You go, guy!
Satyr Saturday at Walmart
Just when you thought you've seen everything there is to see at Walmart, you run into a satyr at the checkout counter. We know that Walmart is known for having every single item you can imagine, but finding this guy some pants that fit might be a stretch.
Hey, maybe he'll even find some hoof-friendly socks and a pair of shoes to go with them! It seems that in this universe, there are fauns, minotaurs, and other ancient Greek mythological creatures. Walmart, is the place where anything is possible; anyone can be found from any dimension, and tragedy and comedy happen all the time.