This guy is officially the winner of our list. This is the most hilarious, and appalling, rendition of “The Fifth Element” we’ve ever seen. Who said you need more than a mop, dad briefs, and some duct tape to look like Leeloo? But then we thought of something else.
Maybe this guy invented a completely knew superhero. He’s call Mop Man, and his superpower is that he can clean anything in an instant. Pretty neat, right? We don’t know what kind of Halloween party this guy or his blue alien friend were coming from, but we’d love to meet them.
Mom Doesn't Know When to Stop
We don't know if it was her kids or her husband that had enough, but this woman definitely got on somebody's nerves. Whoever it was that did this is a genius. And absolutely hilarious. Next time don't be so judgmental, mom. Or you're staying in the clothes section until further notice.
The real story behind this photo is that this lady had a real problem. She couldn't stop buying stuff. Plain and simple. So some vigilantes took it upon themselves to take matters into their own hands and tie her to this pillar. Ultimately, it was the right thing to do.
Toilet Paper Train
We all know what it's like to walk out of the bathroom with a piece of toilet stuck to your shoe. But this is a bit hard not to notice. There are some things better left unsaid because really, there is no way to avoid embarrassing this woman if you told her she has a huge piece of toilet paper for a dress train.
Just look at how blissfully unaware she is looking for the right shade of blush. If it wasn't for the safety hazard of this woman tripping on the toilet paper and falling on her face, we'd say it's better for her to go on living her life without ever knowing this happened. But we really hope someone told her.
Who's the Quack?
What are you supposed to do when you can't find a babysitter for your pet duck? You take him with you to Walmart, obviously. That duck seems incredibly concerned with that woman's choice of cheese. We can just hear him saying, "I told you I don't like that brand, lady."
Walmart has become increasingly better at catering to the widest audience of customers imaginable. So much so, that they are even reaching out now to members of the aviary community. That's right - even ducks like to shop at this superstore from time to time. Not too sure why he needs to be on a leash though - seems pretty chill to us.
Like a Boss
We are sure this man made more than a few people smile - he just went shopping with his entire home, complete with his mugs, his Captain America bag, and a flower ceiling. Everything but the kitchen sink, in fact. This man needs a Ph.D. in decorating electronic wheelchairs.
And hey, we get it, nothing says home like a green robot, some flags, and a stuffed animal parrot. But looks a little deeper. It seems that this guy has built for himself his very own house on wheels. He pretty much has everything he needs to navigate the treacherous aisles of Walmart.