If you have to go to Walmart, it’s usually because you need to pick up the basics. You’re grabbing some milk, some burger buns, and some graham crackers. You aren’t going there because you have a free night and you want to have fun. It’s really not the kind of place where fun happens.
You might save a buck or two, but you won’t enjoy doing it. This guy, for instance, wanted to stay bundled up while stocking up on Special K, and he grabbed his finest plaid in order to do it. He’s not even close to the worst-dressed we’ve seen at a Walmart.
Like a Boss
We are sure this man made more than a few people smile - he just went shopping with his entire home, complete with his mugs, his Captain America bag, and a flower ceiling. Everything but the kitchen sink, in fact. This man needs a Ph.D. in decorating electronic wheelchairs.
And hey, we get it, nothing says home like a green robot, some flags, and a stuffed animal parrot. But looks a little deeper. It seems that this guy has built for himself his very own house on wheels. He pretty much has everything he needs to navigate the treacherous aisles of Walmart.
So That's Where They Get It
There are some things that you can only find in Walmart, including this. Whatever this is. A couple of sisters step inside the Walmart dressed as a cow and...we don't even know what the one on the right is supposed to be. A poop emoji, maybe? We know cows like to fertilize the soil a lot, but this is ridiculous!
They get caught – or they stage a photo, and they start yanking on udders. Girls, you know that isn't proper behavior in public. Still, at least these two seem to realize that they're being silly, and they've done this on purpose.
Ready to Make a Getaway
Walmart sells lots of stuff. Food, clothes, shoes, medicine, and sporting equipment are just the tip of the iceberg. Among that sporting equipment are full-size bicycles made for full-size people. If you're grabbing some new socks or a bag of rice and you want to get something to make your daily commute a little easier, Walmart is the place for you to get it.
But how do you carry it with you while you're picking up all your other necessities? Unless you want to carry it on your back, the only solution is to put it in the cart like the rest of your purchases.
If We Get Separated, Meet by the Subway
It is not often that people get dressed up to go to Walmart but this couple has pulled out all the stops. Matching shoes, socks, shorts, shirts, and even hats. They wanted to look their best at a place where most people can barely be bothered to put on a pair of socks that match each other.
They look like a family at the water park, wearing matching shirts so nobody gets lost - it's pretty smart when you think about it. Maybe this is what they get excited about. Maybe they have been planning this all week, and this picture caught their grand entrance.