You don’t always walk into a Walmart and expect to find a mythical creature, but this woman did. She bumped into none other than the Easter bunny, who was out stocking up for his Sunday runs in the spring. He’s decked out in a checkerboard top hat, a pair of bunny glasses, a fuzzy snout, and a necklace with plastic eggs – all classic stuff.
However, he’s updated for the modern era, and now also sports a pastel, paisley vest, and a matching tie. Guy has to look good – he’s got a lot of kids looking up to him.
This Must Be Where She Bought the Meat Outfit
Everybody, even the most famous of the famous, has spent a little bit of time shopping at the local Walmart. Even Lady Gaga – real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta – has probably bought a couple of things, even if it was something as simple as some melatonin or hair dye.
Or, maybe this woman is just trying to look as fabulous as Lady Gaga, without realizing that Gaga has an on-call glam squad for it, and this lady doesn't have any of it for this photo. Whatever the case may be, she is displaying a pretty good poker face, which is so Gaga.
Time for Some Flavorful Candy
So there you are in the candy aisle in Walmart, looking to pick up some M&Ms for the weekend, and you run into famous rapper and clock enthusiast Flava Flav. What else to do but ask him to snap a pic with a colorful, sweet background? There's nothing else.
We're pretty sure that's Flava Flav, at least. It could just be an older black guy who happens to have the exact same sense of style. We bet there are a couple of people out there that look just like him, just based on statistics. We hope this guy asked him his favorite flavor of candy.
Spotted at a Walmart Under the Sea
Honestly, even if she did just put it on for a quick pic while she and her friend were shopping for new flip-flops, a Spongebob Squarepants hat helmet thing is hardly the worst outfit that you will see this year. How good was that animated series? Seriously...
Still, Walmart is the place to try out different fashion statements to see which one fits the bill. The key is to look better than the other people in the store, feel weirder, and then own it anyway. We don't know if this absorbent yellow look is what will make it on the cover of the next “Vogue,” though.
Sometimes You Just Want to Be Comfortable
Lots of people have busy lives these days, which means you don't always have time to coordinate an outfit that looks good. So, pressured to get in the car by your family or the clock, you just throw on whatever you have lying around. That's why the unspoken uniform of your local Walmart almost certainly includes socks with sandals.
We can not deny that it's a comfortable way to travel, especially if the weather flips on a dime, like in some places. Then again, if you're trying to look good during your shopping, maybe stay away from this specific combination.