No wonder this picture was taken in the diaper aisle – it looks like this kid has a big need for them and lots of them. Even for the cleanest kids, a little bit of spillage will occur from time to time, but this is ridiculous. How much is this kid eating? From the evidence, it’s clear: too much.
Of course, a pillow of that size is going to be a comfortable place to park it for some time, at least until middle school. Depending on how big this kid gets, maybe even longer. In the meantime, maybe some fiber would help.
Not Right for the Melons
There are a lot of things to purchase in a Walmart – everything from snazzy swimsuits to fresh limes, just like the picture shows. Sometimes, however, those two things don't go together. We don't know why this bra has made its new home next to the fresh produce, but there are plenty of possibilities.
Maybe a kid sitting in the cart threw it out just because he could, and his mom didn't notice. Maybe the woman who had picked it up realized it was never going to happen, and she didn't have the energy to bring it all the way back to the swimwear section.
A Sweater Built for Two
One thing you have probably noticed about Walmart – a lot of people shop there. Duh. However, rising rates of obesity have prompted many stores to start selling bigger and bigger clothing – even to the point where two people could fit inside a cable-knit sweater comfortably.
They do stretch a little bit, but still, two whole, full sized people. Walmart wants to offer something for everybody, and the swelling population means that sizes have to expand to keep up. Or, maybe Walmart now offers clothing that is actually built for two people. There are weirder things in life, that's for sure.
Hey, You Aren't a Sock
While you're shopping – anywhere, not just at Walmart – keep an eye out for things that have made their way to different departments. An ice cream cone in a pair of foam slip-ons is the perfect example. Why would somebody find it necessary to stash this kind of edible in the shoe department?
A lot of times, this happens when someone gets to the cash register and realizes they don't want something, which is why you find things like a bag of shredded cheese inside a cooler that is full of soft drinks in the impulse buy section. True story.
It's Kinda Hot Out
Kids tend to not like clothes, even if it's cold out. They will shuck their shirts and shorts at a moment's notice if nobody is paying attention to them. Still, you should probably make sure your kids are wearing the right garb for a trip to Walmart, even if you're just playing the games a little bit.
This picture shows us a pair of kids that can not be bothered to even wear pants while they are out with Mom. Of course, the kids will be pumped full of hot shame when they see the pictures after they have grown up.