Most of the time when we talk about outfits that are spotted at a Walmart, we’re talking about stuff that belongs in fashion horror magazines. Not this time. No, this swanky gal is dressed to the nines for her weekly shopping. Perfect hair, makeup on point, and an entire outfit that is coordinated with the best of them.
We need to take notes. Best of all – the old lady knows it. She’s posing for the camera like she was made for the spotlight. This probably isn’t the first time she’s given a quick grin to a fan while on a walk.
Shopping in Comfort
Did you know that if you shop online, no one will ever know what you're wearing? People who like to frequent Walmart, for some reason, have forgotten this. Not that this person looks like he or she (it's a little hard to tell) is suffering from their clothing choices.
In fact, it seems like the kind of outfit you wear when you want maximum comfort. A pair of soft slippers, some classic gray sweatpants, and a long, fuzzy housecoat is a great outfit if you are relaxing on the couch, but maybe not for browsing shirts at the store.
Walmart is the place to find new clothes if you've put on a little bit of weight. There are lots of options to account for bigger measurements, but this isn't usually what people are talking about. Still, shove a couple of bouncy balls down your shirt and suddenly you'll be in the market for a new wardrobe.
This kind of silly fun is common at Walmart, though we have to point out that this is a little unsanitary. Of course, there are a lot of other things that happen at Walmart that are far more unsanitary. We know, and you know, and everybody else knows.
Making Things More Fun
Shopping is a pretty boring time, depending on who you ask. But many would agree that there is nothing fun to look at, it takes a long time, and you just have to walk up and down the same boring aisles. These boys decided they would keep things interesting by pulling a rare move – the double cart.
One cartful of merchandise is pushed by someone that is in a second cart. You do not see it much these days (or ever), mostly because it requires at least two people who are bored enough to try and pull it off.
Just Don't Stare
A pair of leggings is a pretty common addition to a lot of outfits these days, but there are some that probably shouldn't be common sights. This gal decided skin-tone tights (not her skin tone, but that doesn't help much) were the right thing to wear to a Walmart.
And we expect more than one person did a pretty hefty double-take when they spotted her in the aisles. The specific tone, the creases in the fabric, and the lighting all make it look a little too natural. Maybe she was out buying tights that don't have people reporting her for indecent exposure.