Most women try to avoid heels whenever they can, but this one is clearly the exception. Not only did she decide to wear them to go grocery shopping, no less, but she also chose what looks like the most uncomfortable platforms in the entire world.
We don’t know how long her shopping list is, but we sure hope she’s not planning on wearing those heels for long because that’s just an accident waiting to happen. How do platforms like these even exist?!
The Officer's Girl
As it happens, all officers you see in his photo have little girls. And all little girls happen to have a birthday at around the same time (or Christmas is coming, and the officers want to buy their girl a gift).
How else would you explain four police officers in uniform standing at the doll section in Walmart, looking as if choosing one was the hardest decision they had to make all year?
The Dad of the Year Award Goes to This Guy
Touché, dad! You have to applaud this man for his creative parenting ways. There is no better way to keep your daughters from wearing super short shorts than wearing them yourself... in public.
Still, we're grateful he decided to write the explanation for his 'bold' fashion choice on the back of his jacket. Otherwise, we'd be a little concerned for that little girl.
Now, each one of these sweaters would mean absolutely nothing standing alone. One of these guys works for the security team in this supermarket, and the other...well, he doesn't. But he is probably insecure about it.
We love perfect-timed photographers. This one, in particular, makes up look back at it time and time again. It's almost like the opposite of a glitch in the Matrix.
You Had Me at Ramen
We all love some good old Ramen noodles, but this is a bit much, buddy. Here's to hoping this guy was on his way to a 'Weirdest Costumes in the World' party. It is simply the only excuse for going out in public like this.
We'd like to have a little peek at whatever cart/bag he is leaving the store with. Sure, it will be all Ramen, but what flavor is this instant-noodle connoisseur going with?