This Costco employee is really connected to her new position. She is responsible for the new flower station in the store. She has to make sure the flowers are kept fresh, with plenty of water. She also has to make sure they didn’t feel alone.
For this, she dressed in a pink costume to assure the flowers know she is part of their herd and that they are never alone. She even matched her facial mask. That’s commitment.
This article features lots of supermarket photographs of people wearing whatever they could put their hands on, and without putting too much thought into it. So this one seems pretty ordinary in comparison.
You can wear any color of clothes you want, you can even arrive in your wedding dress if you choose, and if you insist, you can snuggle up with your best friend and arrive at the store wrapped in a leopard print blanket. No one would bat an eye.
"Dear diary. Today is April 2020, fourth day of lockdown. I just had to get out. I have been stuck indoors for almost a week now, and if I don't go to the store, I will die. I will just die. I can't find a mask, so I will have to improvise."
"I know; I will put on the kitty mascot Jane left over at my place before the world went crazy. I must keep my sanity. I will go to the store, and for sure, I will feel much better. No virus is going to get through this one."
Eat Fruit, Be Cute, Whatever
What a coincidence. This young lady spontaneously went to her closest grocery store, not knowing that they were filming a new commercial encouraging people to eat healthy fruit. This was her lucky day.
And just like that, she posed to the camera with a pineapple in her hand, wearing her biggest smile and not very much on her body. She remains healthy to this day.
My Eyes Are Back Here
If the person wearing this is shoplifting and only uses this cost for disguise, then he or she is doing a very bad job. What can be more suspicious than that look on this person's back?
He (or she) might as well be wearing the same coat with a sign that says, "I am not doing anything wrong, just minding my own business and...pretending not to shoplift."