This specific hotdog seems to have died and gone to hotdog heaven where it got its angel wings and halo. May it rest in peace. Hot dogs are undeniably great; they’re delicious, and we love hotdogs as much as the next guy, but getting one permanently placed on your body is a whole other level.
To celebrate the beautiful ubiquity of the hot dog, you could instead get a pendant or maybe even start your own hotdog business. That way you spread your love for hotdogs in a way everyone can enjoy, instead of freaking people out whenever they catch a glimpse of your bare foot.
Alice in Tattoo-Land
We'd like to take a minute and thank this woman for ruining what used to be our favorite children's book. Nothing like a poorly executed double lower back tattoo in bad taste to make us never read "Alice in Wonderland" ever again. Whether you're a fan of the classic story or not, there's no denying the absurdity of this tattoo.
So if you happen to be looking for a tattoo that's equal parts terrible and indiscreet, an Alice in Wonderland tattoo might just be the perfect fit. Who knows, maybe it will even lead you on your own adventure down a rabbit hole where you destroy everyone's beloved children's book.
Her Eyes Are Down Here
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the internet will somehow find a way to surprise you. This poor girl and the poor cats she has for eyebrows... Ugh, how did we even get here? This eyebrow-less look gives the term "crazy cat lady" a whole new meaning. Plus, this looks like it was drawn on with a dull pencil.
Lady, if you like cats to the point you wish to tattoo them on your eyebrows, shouldn't you at least get a better design? For this to have been even a tiny bit better, the cats would have to be symmetrical.
Carl and Lenny
Here we have a tattoo that looks like a yin and yang symbol with Carl Carlson and Lenny Leonard from the animated television show, "The Simpsons". They are both depicted as close friends and co-workers of the show's main character, Homer Simpson. Carl is known for his intelligence and he often serves as the voice of reason among Homer's group of friends.
Lenny, on the other hand, is often depicted as the more laid-back of the two friends. He is known for his love of practical jokes and often serves as the instigator of Homer's misadventure. Knowing this we can see why someone would design a tattoo like this with Carl and Lenny serving as symbols of yin and yang.
Typo
Clearly, the mistake everyone fears most is a typo. The message: If you're getting a tattoo with words, proofread that design 6,422 times. Then ask everyone you know to look it over as well. It might be overkill, but you definitely don't want to wind up like this woman.
We get that English can be hard sometimes, not everyone uses the right word when writing or texting, but for a tattoo! Come on lady, that's exactly the time to stop worrying about love and instead worry about how it will look once it's done! Sadly, it seems she has to deal with the hassle of getting it fixed now...